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Joke of the Day
"LPT: If a stranger offers you drugs... Say ""Thank you!"", as drugs are expensive."
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"Donald Trump has one good point but if he combs his hair right you hardly notice."
"yo mama is Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids."
"My new party trick.. I swallow two pieces of string and an hour later they come out of my ass tied together. I sh!t you knot."
"Q: How many bears would Bear Grylls grill, if Bear Grylls could grill bears? A: As many bears as Bear Grylls' grill can bear."
"What did the dubstep valentine's day card say? I wub you"
"The next time you make fun of a ginger, put yourself in their shoes. You'll know how bad it hurts to not have a sole."
"My good friend is the world's best hitman... ...earning over $10 million each year. He really makes a killing."
"do you like fish sticks? if you do you must be a gay fish"
"Q: What do small businesses cry when account executives harass them for money? A: Yelp!"