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Joke of the Day

"Guy tells his doctor ""Every time I look in the mirror, I get an erection."" Doc says "" That's because you look like a pussy"""

"I use Facebook mostly to keep in touch (without leaving the house) with people whom I do not wish the share my cell number with..."

"What do you call a one-legged Asian woman? Irene."

"We took the animals for a walk and saw a sign: 'Dogging area, please control your animal and pick up their faces...'"

"What's grey and never needs ironing ? A drip dry elephant !"

"Some people think vasectomies and castration are similar procedures but there's a vas deferens between the two."

"""Sir, you have to stop masturbating"" The nurse said. ""But why?"" The man asked ""Because I can't examine you while you're moving."""

"I cant comprehend constipation That shit is too deep"

"Do they make a Rosetta Stone for women's moods yet?"

"I would lose weight ... But I hate losing ..."