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Joke of the Day
"do you like fish sticks? if you do you must be a gay fish"
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"Dude you're a dentist. Why am I in stirrups?"
"My grandma got a hip replacement My new grandma is a 24 year old barista and an aspiring artist."
"If I had to describe myself in three words... It would be; Tall, dark and unable to follow basic instructions"
"My class was reading a book. It was called Taming of the Shrew. Someone blurted out loud, ""I just thought of a Nazi version!"" ""Taming of the Jews!"" ***** ^^^^not ^^^^oc"
"Yoga? No thank you. I'll download an app to my phone so I don't have to stretch for the remote."
"Dear Slut, Sorry, but your vagina does not have a Clear History Button like fire fox."
"As an atheist, I often wonder : ""what would Jesus do ?"" and then I do nothing"
"What is a sure way to pleasure 9 out of 10 people? Gang rape."
"Amy Winehouse is getting Botox injections? Really? Isn't that a bit like spraying Febreze on a pile of dog crap?"