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Joke of the Day
"Donald Trump has one good point but if he combs his hair right you hardly notice."
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"What do the Brits say when there's actually blood on something?"
"A set of jump leads walk into a bar... The barman looks at them, and says, ""Alright, I'll serve you, just don't start anything."""
"So my friends played a practical joke on me They gave me a candy bar & told me it was chocolate, but it was actually carob. Fucking carob terrorists!"
"Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your backside is refreshing."
"You really are the cat's pajamas, and by that I mean you're a stupid idea."
"My girlfriend was really excited about squishing a spider.. I told her she was turning into a cold blooded killer.."
"What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Lean beef."
"What did the one volcano say to the other volcano? Do you lava me like I lava you. It's beautiful."
"I wish MacDonalds would hurry up and put the MacBook on the dollar menu already."