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Joke of the Day
"What did the dubstep valentine's day card say? I wub you"
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"Where do you weigh a whale? At a whale weigh station"
"What did the sea say to the shore? Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst."
"I'm giving up my new year's resolution for lent"
"Him: It's so damn sexy when women bite their lip Me: Like this? Him: The bottom lip."
"If ""pro"" is the opposite of ""con What is the opposite of progress?"
"What I hate about pasta is how they change the shape and act like it's a different food. I'm out to expose the fraud."
"What's the internal temperature of a Taun-Taun? Lukewarm"
"Who sews really really fast? Tailor Swift"
"women and their purses! haha what's in there. tampons? lol. WATER? sweater? got sweaters? do you have an extra men's medium sweater in there"