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Joke of the Day
"yo mama is Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids."
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"What is brown and rhymes with Snoop Dr. Dre"
"4-year-old: What's ""saying grace?"" Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave?"
"Q. What did the salt say to the pepper? A. Hey Baby what's SHAKING!"
"Sorry if you already know this one A Hipster, a vegan and a feminist walk into a bar... How do I know? They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes"
"[pirate ship] Pirate: Walk the plank Me: *struts down like nobody's business* Pirate: wait come back that was awesome you're one of us now"
"A conversation with my 7 year old brother. ""Look at all of these beautiful horse"" ""Horses"" ""Horse is already plural, isn't it?"" ""You're thinking of elk"" ""Holy mooses, you're right"""
"How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!"
"Just seen a midget struggling carrying a TV to his car. I said "" You need a hand with that flat screen mate?"" He said ""Fuck off dickhead, its an ipad"""
"What's the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt? Usain Bolt can finish a race."