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Joke of the Day

"The next time you make fun of a ginger, put yourself in their shoes. You'll know how bad it hurts to not have a sole."

"I'm sorry, I don't think I can do this *Pushes salad aside*"

"The shortest joke about Islamic State ""Made in ISIS"""

"""Mommy, why do I have black skin and you have white skin?"" ""Honey, when I think back to that night, you're lucky you don't bark."""

"What to you call a fat computer? A dell"

"What did Eric say to his classmates on the last day of school? ""Do you believe in God?"""

"Ants Dancing Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar? A: The lid said, ""Twist to open."""

"How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan? ... Take their little stones and brooms away!"

"Would headphones get tangled in space? no, they would knot"

"How does a metalworker like his Steak cooked? wel-dern"