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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many bears would Bear Grylls grill, if Bear Grylls could grill bears? A: As many bears as Bear Grylls' grill can bear."

"""Hurt me!"" said the masochist. The sadist replied, ""No."""

"What do porn and heavy metal have in common? Both used to have a lot more hair back in the 70's and 80's"

"David Hasselhoff has changed his name to David Hoff because he couldn't be bothered with the Hassel"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road murdered the chicken's family."

"Did you hear about the shortsighted circumciser? He got the sack."

"What is Hitler's favorite video game? Grand theft Otto"

"Why'd the ISIS fighter bring his son to the execution? Like all fathers, he wanted his son to get ahead."

"whats the difference between Congress and a condom? You can only fit one dick in a condom."

"What's the difference between some tuna , a piano and some glue ? You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna"