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Joke of the Day
"What do Asian pirates do? They fry pranes!"
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"What does a duck put in its burrito? Quackamole."
"What does Hillary Clinton call a Trump supporting turtle warming itself in the sun? A basking deplorable"
"His last words were, ""I'm just going to tell her to calm down, and remind her that she still hasn't made dinner."""
"What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Association"
"Why did the girl loaf of stale bread slap the boy loaf of stale bread? Because he tried to get fresh."
"You know who I really hate? People less open minded than me."
"Rick Astley: Do you have any Pixar movies I can borrow? Me: You can have Cars, Toy Story & Ratatouille, but I'm never gonna give you UP."
"As a child I was obsessed with the difference between cosine and sine As I got older I realized it was just a phase"
"What's one definite outcome from a Drumpf Presidency? Four more years of great South Park!"