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Joke of the Day

"His last words were, ""I'm just going to tell her to calm down, and remind her that she still hasn't made dinner."""

"Have you heard about the pussy that opens beer bottles? Here's a bottle opener, go get me a beer."

"Q: What kind of wood doesn't float? A: Natalie Wood"

"What is a sluts favourite drink? 7-Up in cider"

"Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!"

"How many Nice Guys does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just complement the bulb and get pissed that it won't screw"

"I have just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way."

"What's a room full of saurkraut? Over-krauted."

"What is a computer programmer's favorite moon? Io"

"How do attractive men pay for things? They handsome money to the cashier"