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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a frenchman in the World Cup Final? A referee"
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"Why do bald-headed men never use keys? Because they've lost their locks."
"What did the captain of the alien mouse spaceship say when he met his first earth mouse? Take me to your Liederkranz."
"Both her name and her living situation suggests that the dwarves MAY have been referring to Snow White when they sang, 'high ho.'"
"How does an abstract artist paint? They wipe their ass with canvas."
"My cousin was Mulder on Halloween. He loves the X-Files! Oh stupid autocorrect. That should have said ""murdered"". And ""loved"", past tense."
"What do you call going Doctor to Doctor... What do you call going Doctor to Doctor to figure out what your inflammatory bowel disease is called? A Game of Crohn's."
"After the presidential debate, they debate about the debate. Mind Blown"
"Just think, there is coming an entire generation of idiots who will wonder: ""Why did they have a hashtag button on landline phones?"""
"What do you call the remnants of blown up cheese DeBrie!!"