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Joke of the Day

"As a child I was obsessed with the difference between cosine and sine As I got older I realized it was just a phase"

"I've got a great joke Only joking"

"I dated a meteorologist once just so I could be with a woman who wasn't right all the time."

"Husband comes home with a duck under his arm. ""Look. This is the pig I've been fucking."" The wife says, ""That's not a pig, that's a duck."" The husband says, ""I wasn't talking to you."""

"A woman is like a fine wine: they are 70% water"

"Did you see the newspaper report about the midget psychiatrist wanted by the police.... The headline said ""Small medium at large""... I'll see myself out!"

"My friend asked me if I purposely used wordplay in my sentences. I answered ''Nope. Unintended.''"

"What did the Nazi doctor tell his fully dilated patient.? Just one more putsch."

"Why is the customer service at the Reddit Restaurant so terrible? Because all of the servers are busy."

"What do you get when you put mice in the oven? Mice crispies."