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Joke of the Day
"You know who I really hate? People less open minded than me."
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"Why did the atheist cannibal stop eating Christians? Because they didn't agree with him."
"What is the scariest part of a cavity search? When they put both their hands on your shoulders but keep searching"
"Mr Peg, my Digital Photography teacher, just passed away. Rest in peace Jay."
"Judge: Did you deal him a death blow with this custom crafted sword? Me: Yes, your honor, I smelt it and dealt it.. Jury: *giggles*"
"Guy shoves plastic farm animals up his butt Doc says his condition is stable."
"What do you call it when a chickpea gets killed? Hummuside"
"Mom: Take out the trash *I take the trash on a lovely date* Mom: Not what I meant *I assassinate the trash in an ally* Mom: Still wrong"
"I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with my back. I'm not sure yet, but I have a hunch."
"I like my coffee how I like my life Once thrilling, but now a mundane daily ritual that has me questioning what I ever found enjoyable about it to begin with."