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Joke of the Day
"What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words? That you **had** to fart."
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"What is the worst thing about being an egg? You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!"
"very good joke Two friends: - Hey , for my son in his new job he feels like a fish in water . - That makes? - Nothing.."
"Mirror mirror on the wall, can I call you Jim or something cuz I'm not saying mirror mirror on the wall every time. That's just ridiculous"
"Need a clean joke about sexually transmitted diseases for my presentation tomorrow. Please help! Update: I chose to go with ""my name is _____ _____ and I have STDs... (pause) as my topic"""
"Why dont bicycles pedal backwards??? Because than it would be REcycling"
"""If I had a bookstore I'd make the mystery section really hard to find."""
"How many moderators does it take to change a lightbulb? [deleted]"
"Why is diarrhea hereditary? It runs in your genes."
"To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run"