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Joke of the Day

"You know what they say about hand jobs and homosexuals... They come hand in hand"

"What did the woman say when she was diagnosed with cerebal palsy? Nothing, she was too disabled to speak"

"Salad tastes pretty good once you add some Nutella and throw away the salad."

"You can tell I'm having a tough time writing this teleplay by all the crumpled up laptops overflowing my trash can."

"I always see homeless people walking around with cups of change. I bet they could afford a house if they werent drinking money all the time."

"I'd make a political joke here I'm just afraid it would be elected."

"So I was driving down the road one day, and somebody threw a lump of cheese at me... and I thought to myself, that's not very mature..."

"I found out a friend was a vegan and it completely changed how I thought about her. It was like I didn't know herbivore."

"What did baby corn say to mama corn? Where's popcorn?"

"Did you hear about the Mexican Criminal trio? They got away from the scene without a tres."