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Joke of the Day

"Mirror mirror on the wall, can I call you Jim or something cuz I'm not saying mirror mirror on the wall every time. That's just ridiculous"

"What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeno business!"

"The ONE time I actually want to say ""duck"", damn you autocorrect! ""Sorry again! I'd love to join the preschool field trip to the DUCK pond"""

"What's long, dark, and stinks? The unemployment line."

"Whats with all this Anti-Semitic Jokes lately? Jew nose... - I am truely sorry for that one"

"Why don't black people like pirates? they pronounce everything with a hard ""aargh"""

"Two necrophiliacs are having lunch together. One asks the other ""so how's your love life?"" His friend replies ""not so good, that rotten cunt split on me"""

"If Gingrich were to win the presidency... ...can we call his current wife the ""third lady?"""

"Why are hunters good love-makers? They always go deep in the bush, they can shoot more than once, and eat what they shoot."

"Watching Avatar again Didn't notice the first time how odd it was that all the Na'vi were portrayed as so pale-skinned and blonde..."