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Joke of the Day
"What is the worst thing about being an egg? You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!"
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"Q: How did the artist paint a picture? A: Easel-y."
"Late to Fight Club Was late to my Fight Club last night so I missed the intro rules. I love Fight Club, I'd highly recommend Fight Club."
"Where Do Pirates From Kansas Go? AR-Kansas"
"Teens are leaving FB for Twitter & Instagram to escape parents. Silly rabbits, we were here first."
"Did you know that 95% of Jews aren't Jews? They're dead"
"Why did the dog roll down the hill? It didn?t have any legs."
"Doctor Doctor I can't get to sleep. Sit on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off."
"Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean? Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss"
"""Trump is a good businessman"" He has a failed steak biz, a failed vodka biz & failed casinos. HOW DO YOU SCREW UP STEAK, VODKA & GAMBLING"