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Joke of the Day

"Need a clean joke about sexually transmitted diseases for my presentation tomorrow. Please help! Update: I chose to go with ""my name is _____ _____ and I have STDs... (pause) as my topic"""

"""Sure it's a dental PRACTICE, but dont fret, I know what I'm doing. Open wide."" *opens wide* ""Ok which ones are the teeths? Where are teeth"""

"I tried to play water polo once But my horse drowned. :("

"Don't tell my girlfriend but I'm the one who's been eating the soap"

"There are only two types of people I hate in this world... Racists and black people."

"Anal is like brushing your teeth. If you see blood your not doing it enough."

"What's the difference between a Youtuber and a hooker? Both are getting fucked, but the hooker's still getting paid."

"The First Order from Star Wars VII were very environmentally conscious... ...because their Starkiller base was solar powered."

"I've come to realize that if a Facebook profile picture has two people in it, It always belongs to the uglier one."

"Me: Hey, am I too wrinkly? Daughter: You're old, that's going to happen. Me: I MEANT MY SHIRT."