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Joke of the Day

"very good joke Two friends: - Hey , for my son in his new job he feels like a fish in water . - That makes? - Nothing.."

"Physics Joke A photon walks into a hotel and the bellman says ""can I help you with your bags?"" And the photon replies, ""no it's ok, I'm traveling light."""

"Why does fluoride cause apathy? Who cares."

"(My favourite joke when I was a kid) Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil."

"Please don't share 9/11 jokes, I lost my dad on 9/11 He took over 2500 infidels with him"

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? Nothing. They're both on Reddit EVERY FUCKING DAY."

"I just broke up with my girlfriend who had a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone on the side."

"Reminder to any new followers...Ancestry.com is NOT a dating site...lesson learned...like 4 times."

"Why did Mr. T reject Marxism? Because Marx said ""You have nothing to lose but your chains."" *^(Manifest der Kommunistischen Partei - 1848)*"

"Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter? Your ears stay warmer."