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Joke of the Day

"How many moderators does it take to change a lightbulb? [deleted]"

"Put a load in the dishwasher last night She was mad I didn't pull out."

"If I ever go to prison, I'm gonna make damn sure everyone knows my street name: Butthole Teeth."

"What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits for a boy to be 14 before it comes on his face"

"How do you call a singing PC? a dell"

"What's the difference between family bonding and family bondage? One is forced and borderline torture, the other is sex."

"I wonder how many hobbies you have to suck at before you take up bird watching."

"Me: ""This new flavour of Pringles is horrible."" Wife: ""You're eating a tube of tennis balls."""

"Why shouldn't you put extra lettuce on your BLT? Because then you won't be able to fit into your B-E-L-T! killme.jpg"

"We should head on over to that schizophrenic party. It sounds like a lot of people are there."