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Joke of the Day

"If life hands you lemons, you are anthropomorphizing. In some way, you've handed those lemons to yourself."

"How to DoS someone without any tech knowledge Steal all their shirts and shoes"

"What do a Feminist and a Hockey Player have in common? They both change their pads after three periods."

"Pussy. That's it. Don't get it? No worries, me either."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anatole ! Anatole who ? Anatole me you're a pain in the neck !"

"What would you find on a German fire truck? Ladder-hosen"

"I don't worry about Friday the 13th. It's bad luck to be superstitious."

"How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just shoot the room for being black."

"Q:How do you tell the time in Antarctica? A:I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you"

"I decided to put laxatives in my weed brownies... Just for shits and giggles!"