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Joke of the Day

"""My girlfriend is a feminist"", I explained to my grandfather ""Well, heck son - nothing wrong with a feminine woman"" he replied."

"What starts with p and ends in orn Popcorn"

"The best joke I know. [Link to the joke.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3eialt/oh_you_sneaky_little_bastard/)"

"I can cut a piece of wood just by looking at it It's true, I saw it with my own eyes"

"Canadian light beers are like having sex on the beach. It's fucking close to water."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road murdered the chicken's family."

"Did you hear about the psychic midget who escaped from prison? The Headlines in the paper read ""Small medium at large"""

"What do you call a gender confused toddler? A Transves-tyke."

"For all the English lovers... The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense."

"I wanted to make a joke about a Russian airplane... ...but it'll probably get shot down"