58220

Joke of the Day

"How can you smuggle 500 Jews across the border in one car? In an ash tray"

"The dictator forced everyone to work in the butter industry. Some men just want to watch the world churn."

"My dick was once in the Guinness Book of Records. World's smallest dick."

"Q: Older Brother: ""Hooray! School's out! I'm free! I'm free!"" A: Younger Brother: ""So what? I'm four!"""

"Terry Fox should have taken his leg off for his run across Canada in 1980 ... and made it the Marathon of Hop"

"Sometimes you just have to go with the flow. ~Menstruational Tweet"

"May I have a quick word with you? Velocity"

"My fitness instructer keeps asking if I squat. No Gary..I rent. I'm not a hobo."

""" I had a nightmare "" - Racist having the same dream as Martin Luther King Jr."

"Men need to stop looking at women as sex objects... They can also cook and clean!"