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Joke of the Day

"""I'm a big fan of 50 cent. Or as he's known in Zimbabwe: four hundred million dollars."""

"The reason Rhianna stopped working with Chris Brown was because he had awful rhythm... He put too many beats in a measure"

"A friend is like a condom. They'll stick close to you and protect you as best they can but once you fill them with semen you need a new one."

"Dad I have to poo! ""Dad I have to poo!"" No answer. ""Dad I have to poo!"" Still no answer. ""Dad I really have to poo!"" ""OK son, I'm pulling out."""

"Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks."

"My boobs are so big you can't even motorboat me. You have to row boat me. With oars."

"In honor of easter, here's a joke my French teacher put on the board last week. Easter is a bonne idee."

"Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines everywhere!"

"I've stopped texting ""K"" and started texting ""L"" instead so I don't have to reach so far over with my thumb."

"I went to my new male Gynecologist and he said to spread my legs so that he could numb it down there. So he went down and went numnumnumnumnumnum"