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Joke of the Day

"I used to give anal to other men... But it's all behind me now."

"What do you call a crocodile that can't have sex? A reptile dysfunction."

"Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face."

"My Wife caught me blow drying my shaft And Asked me what was i doing. Apparently heating your dinner was not the right answer"

"Do you know why the bike couldnt stand by itself? It was TWO TIRED!!!"

"Great minds think alike but dirty minds work together "

"There once was a girl from Nantucket... Who carried her ice in a bucket. She walked down a hill. She had a great spill. And when she got up, she said, ""I'm going to watch my step next time!"""

"An Asian kid ask him mom: ""Mom, why do I have to score A in everything?"" Him mom replied: ""Because we are Asian, not a Bsian or Csian, or Failsian."""

"WW2 started from a game of telephone when Hitler said "" I hate shoes"""

"I would talk about computer science... But it makes my mother board"