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Joke of the Day

"Since my girlfriend discovered out the eyeroll and tongue sticking emojis she doesn't have to type words anymore."

"i sneezed and all my butt drugs fell out"

"Go home North Korea, you're drunk."

"After 20 years of marriage, my wife still makes me smile. Usually at family gatherings where she threatens me if I don't look happy."

"How is my sex life like a Ferrari? Imported and extremely expensive."

"Students of Chemistry Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says ""We don't serve noble gasses in here."" Helium doesn't react."

"The thing people don't understand about how clickbait works"

"Q: When does a bed grow longer? A: At night, because two feet are added to it."

"Did you hear about the stupid wizard? He couldn't remember if he used to be forgetful."

"I went on to AA.com looking for help with my drinking problem, but somehow walked away with plane tickets to Oktoberfest."