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Joke of the Day
"How is my sex life like a Ferrari? Imported and extremely expensive."
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"When does a Cub Scout become a Boy Scout? When he eats his first Brownie.?"
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"Why does Donald Trump secretly want to lose the election? To Make America Great Again"
"Chuck Norris checks his facebook on a typewriter."
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"Coming up to the anniversary of 9/11 a reminder, that jokes about this tragedy are plane wrong."
"How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard? They'll tell you."