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Joke of the Day

"Students of Chemistry Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says ""We don't serve noble gasses in here."" Helium doesn't react."

"What do you call a bear that swings both ways? Bi-polar"

"Gave my blind mate a cheese grater the other day... He said it was the most violent book he'd ever read."

"If Hannibal Lector is not a vegetarian, what is he? A humanitarian."

"I'm growing my prostate to raise awareness for moustache cancer."

"I recently got fired from a calender factory All i did was take a day off"

"People that study meteors are called weatherologists"

"How do you stop a metal from rusting? Use some antioxidants"

"a proper response to girl calling ""amy?"" in ladies bathroom wouldve been silence. but instead i yelled YOU WON'T FIND YOUR PRECIOUS AMY HERE"

"Saw that new ""Legend"" film at the weekend... It was Kray Kray...."