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"The thing people don't understand about how clickbait works"
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"""Latte"" is Latin for: You paid too much for that coffee."
"I made a website for Kids' jokes. But for some reason people seem hesitant to go to kidslaughter.com"
"Star Wars: A New Hope Star Wars: Return of the Jobs Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Cash"
"Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison? He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks."
"[talking to myself in the mirror] ""You will not be awkward today."" Person: ""Hey"" Me: ""Good. How are you?"""
"What is the worst part of a prostate exam? Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders."
"Umlaut is a pretty fancy word for what are basically just letter nipples."
"Working on a theory that Johnny Depp died shortly after The Rum Diary and filthy scarves and wigs are simply wheeled onto movie sets now"
"I refused to buy my 5yo a tablet, and now she's resorted to hand-drawing angry emojis on pieces of paper to express her frustration."