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"The thing people don't understand about how clickbait works"
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"Q: What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight? A: Don't look I'm changing!!"
"I just got accused of ""plagiarism"" Their words not mine!"
"Why is it so hard to explain metaphors to a kleptomaniac? Because they always take things... Literally"
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"In a way, I'm happy that Brexit happened. Now I don't need to correct people when they refer to the UK as England."
"How do camels have sex in the desert? They dry hump."
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"Most women would be happy to be woken up on their birthday with breakfast in bed, flowers and 20 minutes of great oral sex! But Oh no! Not my sister!"