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Joke of the Day

"i sneezed and all my butt drugs fell out"

"My mom asked me what I was doing for Easter ... I said, ""Same as Jesus. Going out on Friday and coming back Sunday"""

"What personal space? My dog"

"""What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?"" ""I'm going to finish my book."" ""I didn't know you were writing a book."" ""I'm not, I'm reading one."""

"Knock knock. Whose there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!"

"TIL Hours before Edison died , he came out of coma , opened his eyes and said ""It is very beautiful over there"" Well tesla said it first anyways."

"We can find water on Mars but we can't something completely unrelated?"

"A guy I know got hit in the head with a can of soda He was lucky it was a soft drink"

"What do Bill Cosby and Santa have in common? They don't come until you're asleep"

"People who write clickbait headlines for a living: Fuck you."