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Joke of the Day
"i sneezed and all my butt drugs fell out"
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"My dad asked why i have a gun in my house Is said because of the decepticons, i laughed, my dad laughed, the toaster laughed, i shot the toaster, it was a good night."
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"Marriage is a lot like being a meteorologist. No matter what you say, you're still wrong."
"If a one-legged woman is named Ilene, what do you call her after a few drinks? Tipsy, and an easy lay."
"*opens kitchen drawer* Me: Whoa, what's with all the whisks? Sir-Mix-a-Lot: Why you judgin me?"