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Joke of the Day

"I went on to AA.com looking for help with my drinking problem, but somehow walked away with plane tickets to Oktoberfest."

"What's ""68""? You do me and I owe you one."

"My son is fashion conscious and likes Disney show tunes. I think we need to have THE TALK. No son of mine is gonna raid my lingerie closet."

"If it weren't for snow blowers... The UPS man wouldn't come."

"Saw a guy missing his left arm and leg, and asked how he was doing. ""Eh, I'm alright."""

"Never eat bear steaks... they're too gristly. (grizzly if you didn't get it)"

"What is the difference between a Garbanzo Bean and a Chickpea? I wouldn't pay $10 to watch a garbanzo bean."

"Me: ""Words can't describe how perfect you are."" Her: ""Aww thank you!""... Me: ""But numbers can! 3/10"""

"Not a joke, but just wondering, am I the only one who reads these jokes in a Southern accent?"

"Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit? Because it keeps the Doctor away!"