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Joke of the Day
"He'd come off way less pretentious if he went by Daniel ""Dave"" Lewis."
Next Joke
"Suicide terrorists: jokes on you! Virgins totally suck. Have fun jerking off while she cries."
"#rubbishjokes Watched all Star Wars movies back to back with my friend. Luckily I was the one facing the TV."
"What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? Batman can go out at night without Robin"
"Freddie Mercury: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me Chorus of Dads: HI JUST A POOR BOY, I'M DAD! SPARE HIM HIS LIFE FROM THIS MONSTROSITY"
"Friend Who I Haven't Seen in a While: your kid's gotten so big! what is he, four? Me: i have no idea what he's for"
"Give a man a jacket He will be warm for the winter. Teach a man to jacket, he will never leave the house."
"*in a fight with Humpty Dumpty* ""You don't scare me, I eat eggs like you for breakfast"""
"Two deer walk out of a gay bar... And one turns to the other and says ""Dude, I can't believe I blew thirty bucks in there"""
"Someone just gave me a CD rack, which would have been an awesome gift if this was 1994"