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Joke of the Day
"Someone just gave me a CD rack, which would have been an awesome gift if this was 1994"
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"My girlfriend told me she was retaining water and gaining weight... I told her not to sweat it."
"Moths must love dying because they get to go towards the light. Ughh I just anthropomorphised moths with unverified human ideas about death."
"I just poured my root beer into a square cup. Now all I have is beer..."
"Some of us learn from the mistakes of others. The rest of us have to be the others."
"Which member of the Bach family went to prison? Bachgen Drwg. (it's welsh)"
"What's worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis."
"So, Apparently 'Human Centipede' Is Getting ANOTHER Sequel. 'Human Turducken'"
"Why don't people drink pig's milk? Because its a bit too sow..."
"What idiot called it an auction instead of serious bidness?"