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Joke of the Day

"Freddie Mercury: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me Chorus of Dads: HI JUST A POOR BOY, I'M DAD! SPARE HIM HIS LIFE FROM THIS MONSTROSITY"

"I was reading in the paper... And I read about some midget that got pick pocketed. I thought to myself, ""Who could stoop so low?"""

"Why did the chicken get a strike? Because it was a fowl."

"If u think ur parents did nothing for you, remember Jackie Shrof named his son Tiger and Bappi Da named his son Bappa. Respect your parents"

"My girlfriend LOVES my toenails.. I'm starting to think she's a nailphile."

"Used to hate red lights before text messaging was invented."

"What did Ryu say when he was taking a dump?... ""IMMM-DUKEN!'"""

"What sound is emitted by a drowning mathematician? log log log log log log log log log..."

"Be careful what batteries you use. My GF uses Energizer batteries and her kid keeps going and going."

"A friend of mine was learning to drive. The problem was he couldn't get the hang of backing the car round corners. His instructor fixed him by using reverse psychology!"