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Joke of the Day

"Friend Who I Haven't Seen in a While: your kid's gotten so big! what is he, four? Me: i have no idea what he's for"

"Why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom? Because he was fat and ugly and no one liked him"

"I had a joke about the Jonestown massacre...... But the punch line was too long."

"What did the German brat say to his father? You're the wurst!"

"If you try to fail and succeed which have you done?"

"A group of lingerie models were protesting They were met with stiff resistance"

"In Germany, we know of a joke The French military."

"My Jewish friend told me about Krav Maga.... To which I replied ""is that some sort of a legal term?"""

"What animal do you get when shake a pig? a ham-stir"

"Investment fail In college, an ounce of heady weed was the same price as an ounce of gold. I made terrible investments and now I'm a dog walker."