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Joke of the Day

"How many blondes does it take to make a great joke? Yes."

"I bought a dog so I wouldn't feel creepy picking up poop off the sidewalk"

"What do you call a black man that flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist!"

"Yo Mama so fat.. ..she walked past the TV and I missed 3 seasons!"

"Apparently, if you jump out of a plane wearing parachute pants, it doesn't break your fall at all. But you can carry about a hundred combs."

"*walking in forest* *tree falls and makes a loud noise* WOAH *tree gets up* *tree pull a knife on me* ""You didn't hear SHIT"" *tree runs off*"

"Why are people so worried about Hurricane Matthew's wind speeds? I thought CAT4 was capped at 16Mbps."

"What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits? A cud thud!"

"I didn't see mommy kiss Santa, but my sister saw her kiss the mailman, which explains why I'm the only one with brown eyes in the family"

"So this baby seal walks into a club ..."