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Joke of the Day

"#rubbishjokes Watched all Star Wars movies back to back with my friend. Luckily I was the one facing the TV."

"Just walked FACE FIRST into a spider's web on my porch. Shoutout to my neighbors who now think I love showing off my frantic break dancing."

"Who decided that a clown popping suddenly out of a metal box would be a good toy for young children?"

"If by ""social butterfly"" you mean I will take off when you come near me, then yep."

"Crouch down and lean forward. That's how I roll."

"My girlfriend and I have been arguing a lot recently Last night she threw a lettuce at me. That's just the tip of the iceberg."

"What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot you racist"

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Oggggh (Gagging noise)"

"What's the difference between hitler and a gay man. A 45 degree angle."

"I hate when my son does something wrong & he puts the blame back on me for not wearing a condom 10 years ago. Who can argue with that logic?"