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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? Batman can go out at night without Robin"

"Poison control sounds pretty easy. Most poisons can't even move."

"The Mafia hired me to clean recently I was a maid man"

"If we were in a fight, I'd mop the floor with you... Except I don't do housework."

"I once submitted 10 puns to a contest to see which one would win. No pun in 10 did."

"Only dead fish go with the flow."

"I've got a mentally disabled flamboyantly homosexual friend. I describe him as being flame retardant."

"If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?"

"A tip for Snowden. Apparently he is traveling all of the world but if you never want to appear in front of an American judge there is only one place to go... Guantanomo bay"

"What's it called when you look in the mirror and say ""jesus christ I look good""? Using the lords name in vanity"