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Joke of the Day
"Suicide terrorists: jokes on you! Virgins totally suck. Have fun jerking off while she cries."
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"A boy walks into confession.... a short commotion later the lad limps back out"
"Where were the first French fries made? ...in grease"
"If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris still has more money than you."
"If 4 people have sex is called a four-some 3 people have sex is a three-some and 2 people have sex is a two-some Now you know why they call me handsome"
"What is the Arabic word for Priest? Infidel."
"I was just diagnosed with colorblindness... I was so surprised, it just came out of the green!"
"What happened before the Big Bang? Of course, The Big Foreplay."
"If I were a waitress, I'd be planting fake engagement rings in every girl's food, just to see their boyfriends panic."
"What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink? Wataaaaah!"