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Joke of the Day

"honey i shrunk the oreos just kidding they're mini oreos stop crying"

"It's great to see that the French finally grew a pair of balls and took down a German Aircraft... but the war ended 70 years ago"

"How many Indians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Your laughter is important to us. You punchline will be delivered in the order in which it was requested."

"Everybody loves pussies... Except the dong lovers. *dog :P"

"Teacher: That's the stupidest boy in the whole school. Mother: That's my son. Teacher: Oh! I'm so sorry. Mother: You're sorry?"

"What is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair."

"*Michael Cera presses too hard with a crayon and breaks his wrist*"

"TIL that the term ""A stroke of luck"" has more than one meaning- -when my fortune teller gave me a handjob."

"Why is six such a nervous number? **sinko says** it's because of some cannibalism story going around."

"Why was the racehorse named Bad News? Because bad news travels fast!"