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Joke of the Day

"Why was the racehorse named Bad News? Because bad news travels fast!"

"Why was the Nigerian toddler crying? He was going through mid life crisis."

"Two muffins in an oven... ...One says to the other, ""Blimey it's hot in here"" The other screams, ""AARRRGGGHH, a talking muffin!!!"""

"Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape? Because they had no bars on their cells!"

"The 9:50 from Paris has been diverted. Nothing to do with the weather, we just don't like the French."

"What happened when the cheese factory exploded? Debrie everywhere."

"A woman is at her father's deathbed She hasn't seen him in years and now they only have a few moments left. ""Dad, I'm sorry,"" she whispers. ""Goodbye, Sorry,"" he says, ""I'm *dead*."""

"How does it feel to be out of coffee? Depresso."

"What is a Muslims favourite video game? Goat simulator"

"Men read Playboy for the articles, women go to malls for the music."