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Joke of the Day
"Why was the racehorse named Bad News? Because bad news travels fast!"
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"Hey movie villains - make a bomb where the wires are all one color."
"Good news: I learned how to build a fire. Bad news: I need a new toaster oven."
"Why didn't Pinocchio make it thru puberty? He caught on fire."
"What's the motto of the Greek army? Never leave your buddy's behind."
"If I had a shot of whiskey for every time I thought of you, I'd be sober."
"What do you call someone who knows a lot about sea life? An Afishionado You're welcome!"
"What's the difference between a baby and a freezer? a freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat in it"
"When are people going to realize that ""the bigger the shoe size, the bigger the penis"" ... ... is a total phallicy?"
"Imagine William Shakespeare in a swimming pool, perplexed and terrified as children just splash the shit out of him"