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Joke of the Day

"*Michael Cera presses too hard with a crayon and breaks his wrist*"

"I used to work at a trampoline factory It had its ups and downs"

"The circus serves as a great analogy for marriage. You're either walking the tightrope or holding a chair because you told her to calm down."

"What do you call a bra designed for neutrois? Ze-bra"

"I heard today that Stevie Wonder was getting a divorce, so sad he didn't even see it coming."

"It was a sad day when I discovered... my new Universal Remote Control does not, in fact, control the Universe. Not even remotely."

"My favorite part of Thanksgiving day is when I stuff the Bird. My wife enjoys it too but wishes I'd find another nickname for her lady parts."

"Why did the Teletubbies find it hard to pee? They only have one Tinkie-Winkie"

"I wonder, if I say ""Hi"" to everyone on here, how many ""Hi's"" I get back? So let me say Hi...."

"Why do cowgirls walk bow-legged? Because cowboys eat with their hats on!"