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Joke of the Day

"It's great to see that the French finally grew a pair of balls and took down a German Aircraft... but the war ended 70 years ago"

"How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house."

"Russell Crowe had an affair with Meg Ryan He's gladiator."

"when i end emails with best, talia it is not abbreviated well-wishes, but letting you know that i am the best talia."

"I accidentally planted some marijuana seeds on my farm It's all gone to pot"

"I poured spot remover on my dog Now he's gone"

"Q: What's the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral? A: One less drunk."

"If two KKK members get in a fight... And someone else nearby gets hit, do they get caught in the cross fire?"

"you know why Santa sack is so big? because he only comes once a year"

"So I was fucking this woman... And she said that she wanted 12 inches and she wanted it to hurt, so I stuck it in 3 times and hit her with a baseball bat."