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Joke of the Day
"Everybody loves pussies... Except the dong lovers. *dog :P"
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"Use chemicals to remove polish and no one cares.. But use chemicals to remove Polish and you're literally Hitler."
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"Being in the friend zone is like being the guy in the band who plays that little triangle."
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"Stop. Stop it right now. I'm going to count to five. One. Two. Three. Four. Five. ~A parenting haiku."
"what is Ceasar's slogan for his advertising company? Ceasar sell ads"
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