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Joke of the Day
"Sorry I threw rice at the coffin. I don't get invited to much."
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"If you really loved your kids, you would teach them to say their alphabet forwards AND backwards. They'll thank you later."
"What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeno business."
"""Look guys! No hands!"" -captain of the Titanic"
"How many women here think men are pigs? Let me see a show of tits."
"Why do they even bother having different brands of milk?"
"A Chinese baby was born prematurely. Parents named him Sudden Lee."
"A baptist priest with a huge boner walks into a bar The bartender says ""what can i get you?"" ""anything 12 years old that goes down nicely"", says the priest."
"I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died."
"What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty."