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Joke of the Day
"Sorry I threw rice at the coffin. I don't get invited to much."
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"I'm doing Bikram yoga today. By that I mean I'm in the back seat of a hot car trying to contort myself enough to reach the ignition."
"What's the difference between jokes and dicks? My girlfriend doesn't laugh at my jokes. *edited for spelling: ""Mr"" instead of ""my""*"
"A women's work that is never done is the stuff that she asked her husband to do."
"Having sex is like you're doing fractions it is improper for the larger one to be on top"
"How can you tell you're at a gay Bar-B-Que? All the hot dogs taste like shit...."
"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob."
"what did the transvestite say to the pirate? Q. what did the transvestite say to the pirate? A. ""I'M going to plunder your butt hole!"""
"What do you call a group of squid? A squad"
"I once met a man from Nantucket... ...He didn't understand limericks, either."