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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between 3 dicks and a joke? Your mom cant take a joke."
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"How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin? They use a Milwaukee-Talkie"
"My wife said she would come back home to me if I promised to give up my obsession with wanking on the staircase. I said, ""Okay, but can we take it one step at a time?"""
"Why did Jon lick the cat's butt Because the dog was busy"
"I'ts so cold outside... I actually saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets."
"What's the difference between a bus station and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean"
"How do you blow up an Indian ? Press the red button on their forehead."
"Two atoms walking down the street ... ... one turns to the other and says ""I think I've lost an electron"". The other replies ""F*ck me, a talking atom!"""
"What's Whitney Houston's favourite coordination? Handiiiiiiiiiiiii-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"
"Having the worst day ever. All traffic lights I passed were green so I had to stop on the side of the road to check my Facebook."