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Joke of the Day

"How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin? They use a Milwaukee-Talkie"

"What's good about Switzerland? Not much, but the flag is a big plus."

"My friend asked me what superpower I wanted I said cold war Russia"

"If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, do feminists still blame men for it?"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anais ! Anais who ? Anais cup of tea !"

"I need a car. Hiding in people's trunks and hoping they're going to Wal-Mart isn't working out for me."

"How many passive-aggressive people does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh never mind, I'll just sit here in the dark..."

"What's the point of having nice tits if you're going to cover them up? Stop being so fucking greedy and unbutton your shirt like I do."

"LPT:Use your initials instead of full name The results will be acronymical!"

"New to reddit My friend David forgot his I.D so now we just call him dav"