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Joke of the Day
"How do you blow up an Indian ? Press the red button on their forehead."
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"What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand? I can't gargle sand."
"After Luke Skywalker found out Princess Leia was his sister... He became best friends with hand solo."
"A neutron walks into a bar and asks: ""How much for a beer?"" The bartender replies: ""For you? No charge."""
"I was gonna make a joke about black people... , but it's too dark."
"Do you have cotton balls? ""Yes"" ""Do they tickle when you walk?"""
"Last night I thought I heard the spring onions singing Bee Gees songs in my fridge. When I opened the door I realised it was just the chives talking."
"Why don't blind people go skydiving? Because it scares their dogs too much."
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"Sorry for writing ""I guess u moved on haha"" under that ultrasound photo of your baby."