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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a bus station and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean"

"How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!"

"Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because of the holes in his hands."

"Using a cellphone in 90's: ""he's prob a drug dealer"" Using a payphone today: ""he's prob a drug dealer"""

"What's red and has two legs? Half a cat"

"What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person? Would you pull that crap with a net?"

"You think life as a woman is hard? Try peeing with an erection."

"Young lady to father ""Daddy when I grow up shall I become a heart-doctor or a tooth-doctor "" ""Dentist"" ""Why father ?"" ""We have only one heart but 32 teeth!"""

"I posed naked for a magazine today. Although from the reaction I got I think the newsstand owner would have preferred money."

"There are 10 kind of people in this world Those who understand binary and those who don't."