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Joke of the Day
"What's Whitney Houston's favourite coordination? Handiiiiiiiiiiiii-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"
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"I climbed a mountain yesterday Things were looking up until I got to the summit. It was all downhill from there."
"What do you call a vampire, that follows the rules? Draculaw"
"How do you upset a plumber? Kidnap his princess."
"I told my mom that I have an Oedipus complex. She asked if I was serious. I told her, ""Nah, I'm just fucking with you."""
"How accurate is the Bible? 100% at short range"
"If you're ever wondering what I'm thinking, there's about a 96% chance I'm thinking about what & when I'm going to eat next."
"What is a cannibal's favorite fruit? Granny Smith"
"What is the most popular social media form at Hogwarts? SnapeChat"
"Why would a dentist make a good airport security guard? They both enjoy a good cavity search!"